Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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