It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
