He is such a slut. More and more my type.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize