I just cut my nipple shaving
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
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I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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