so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm too high and old for this...
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