I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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