yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
