I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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