Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Say something about gay babies.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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