Someone shit on the floor
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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