Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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