It's like God shit irony all over that family
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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