I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
