guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i think i have herpe
just one?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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