im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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