Don't you send me to vm
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Jerry, you need to find god
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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