i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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