Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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