HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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