Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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