she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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