Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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