lets start a swedish sibling band together
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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