His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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