every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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