so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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