Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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