I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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