Sorry, I don't speak sober.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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