Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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