you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
it was like eating out sand paper
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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