I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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