We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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