I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Watching her eat just hurts me
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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