just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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