do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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