He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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