I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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