I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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