anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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