haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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