Do vagina's smell?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Randomize
