okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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