sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Pooping to opera.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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