i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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