Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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