I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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