I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
