Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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