the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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