I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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