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(949): View more from California

She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.

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(519): View more from Ontario

we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"

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(773): View more from Illinois

Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.

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(847): View more from Illinois

At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.

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(541): View more from Oregon

And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch

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(845): View more from New York

It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.

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(563): View more from Iowa

He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"

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(314): View more from Missouri

For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many

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