I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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