I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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