i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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