Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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