Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
My vagina is officially offended.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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