No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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