i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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