YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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