Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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