Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Never joke about your clitoris.
Never underestimate the power of titties
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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